hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

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carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

guys

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything