whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from


CR Fashion Book Issue #5
newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

benderliam:

reblog this if your icon is your favorite person ever

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

unlawfully:

Trying to do summer packets like
animal40:

contemporary art 

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.