elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 
don’t marry someone you think you can live with, marry someone you can’t live without
- CSI

sofiaauditores:

making a typo in a very long tag

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unexotic:

this is so cool bc this is in the bronx
prettehy:

Out of this world 

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

prettehy:

Out of this world 

reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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